Mia oh my-ah!

Come little scaredy kitty, I won't hurt you! Buwah-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  Just kidding Mia get a grip!  What are you thinking, maybe you are emotionally abused or you don't get enough to eat (we know you can't really fight back since you have been disarmed), but did you really need to dash out that open door?  It's a big wide crazy neeto fun world out there, so much better than being cooped up in that stuppid house all day.  But on the other hand....  There is something nice about a roof over your head, free food and an occasional petting.  So get your butt back home, or attack someone on the street that will call your humans so you can be reunited.  Htey will be nicer from now on, I promise!

Where's Willie?

This little kittie comes to us from Camino, CA. Well, actually we don't know where the hell Willie is. He is getting on in years, though not quite ready for the AARC, maybe he's getting a little loco in la cabeza. You know how those bent tip cats can be. Well, if you happen upon this little kittie, you have a choice of numbers to call and i am sure any of his human compatriats would be hapy to pat his fuzzy head again.

Kitty Burger?

It looks like... um .... well "Cat" has been lost since about Sept. 3. Mr. "Cat" lives on a pretty busy street, Divisadero St. But even worse, his house is directly above Acme Burgerhaus, a burger joint known for its exotic meat burgers. I haven't meowed there for a while, but i hope they weren't having some September special.

Oops, silly me, it looks like "Cat" is actually Ronnie James Dio, whatever. Anywho, his humans want him back, though maybe they already have a piece of him (I hope no one broke a tooth on that microchip), but if you happen to him him give Brett or Brooke a call.

The kitty flew the coop!

Haven't you learned anything about posting up your lost cat photo? We need a wider ple so we can get the whole thing here at KCB. Whatever. Look at this fluffy tailed little left or right ear clipped cutie. Run off in the in the inner sunset. Poot thing is probably a catsicle by now it's so frickin cold there. Hopefully, she has found somewhere safe to hide until the fall thaw, then will make her way home. I wonder if she's names socks?

Stretch it meoooooout, Caramelo!

Carmelo, what in the world are we gonna meow with you! You are probably out right now gettin high with some pot-smoking liberal Berkeley hippy! When your humans are worried sick, pacing around the house, eating cat food, and clawing at the couch. Look, they gave like 20 numbers for someone to call. I hope you are happy, you are totally getting neutered when you get home!

Oops, did I accidently eat your dogs. YUM!

A tame found kitten

Well well well. It looks like some one found this very tame and well cared for kitten. Hopefully, his humans are responsible enough to search every last corner of the earth for this cute little guy. If not, he is probably better off without them. Good luck little guy!

Come back scardey cat!

Hey there little scardey Violet. You should really give up on the wide free world, and return to your humans. They love you and will feed you and will protect you from that damnable San Francisco icy fog. Go home and you can lie around and have free meals and get fat and lazy. You look so cute and sweet, I hope you are doing OK.

Help Mr. six toe.

Who doesn't take 100's of pictures of their feline companions just in case of such an event, or just for just admiring their kitty at work, at the movies, in the bathroom, everywhere! OK fine. This poor little 6 month old kitten is lost somewhere in the Marine in San Francisco. Probably just looking for people who will name him and take those 100's of pictures. Anyway, please help this kitty find a name and someone who will take some pictures of him and don't chew off one of his six toes, Mr. Hemmingway would not be happy.

Aloha Meow!

Maui sounds like such a nice place. If I could ever take time off of my intense blogging career I would definitely consider traveling there for some R&R. But it looks like I would probably get no rest even in paradise, as evidence, I present Orange Cat. Looks like Orange Cat has gone walkabout from John and Beth's place. Though he might be just drinking some coconut milk on the beach, I am sure they would love to see him again and maybe even give him a little tuna treat.

APB for Grady.

Where are you off to Grady? Meow! Sounds like you had a nice warm home in Noe Valley, SF. Why have you taken to the traveling lifestyle? Maybe the indoor life was cramping your style, you wanted too see the world. i hope you are OK, and if you have some time, you should drop Suzanne a line, she misses you and would love to spend some cuddle time with you.

New Year, New cats

Meow! Looks like our first little lost kitty this year is Pearlie. She went missing around the USF campus in San Francisco. She's been missing for a while now and I am sure her humans would be thrilled to see her lurking through the underbrush again. She's a cutie, but this shy girl didn't let her looks go to her head. Give Azian a call if you've spotted Pearlie.