Cat in a box... cat pulling a rope

Cat mimes are the best.  Look now he's chasing a mouse, now he's having his belly scratched, oh oh, what's he doing now?  Digging a hole.... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  I have totally seen this cat painted silver in Union Square.  Probably have even given him a few bucks.  He's definitely on of the better street cat performers out there.

Looking for love.. in all the wrong places.

This all seams kinda fishy to me.  And I don't mean in the smelly rotten fish I want to eat and roll around in.  Looks like this cute little guy is being put up for adoption.  I can't help but wonder why he is being kicked out of his current living situation.  Too needy for his humans.  They are dog people, so there is something definitely wrong with them. And where is his name?  What is going on here?!?!  He will be so much better off with his new home and at least these humans have the decency to make sure he gets a good home.

C. Diddy, where is you?

What the Meowin F!  Of course Puffy ran off.  You are too cheap to post a picture of the fuzzy little guy.  You probably don't splurge on a scratching post and make him poop in the kids sand box out back.  Of course you miss him, but he endured your living conditions long enough and is off to find his own fortune  in the world, from what I hear he is not doin' too bad, he's just gotta find something other than that tux to wear.

A cat with 'stache?

Is Lu-lu craaaazy friendly, or just plain craaaazy to be hanging out with that hirsute-faced zomboid.  By the look in those eyes, craaaazy, and the warning seals it.  She'll come into your house steal your silvers, lick the TV screen, and poop on your pillows.  You can see in addition to this guys heart, she also stole all the flesh and tissue from his abdomen, he probably just wants to find out where she is hiding it, so he can glue it back on.  Probably torturing her in the process.  I am really mixed up on what to do about this case...

He's in the laboratory

Ewwww! What is that growing in your lost cat poster.  Initially it seems like sealing the paper in a sheet protector might be a good, and it would have probably been a better idea if yo placed the opening downwards so the rain wouldn't get in and the staples hold the sheet in.  Looks like that mutie six-toe Dexter has been missing since Santa visited, maybe he's up in the north pole helping beardo's elves, or eating the lazy ones.  But, on second consideration, if this poster survived all winter and into summer, maybe more people need to invest in sheet protectors, if they REALLY loved their lost kitties.

Rickey don't lose my number!

It's the only one you'll need.  You might use it when you feel better, when you get home.

And I get $300!  This is such a sexy, tiger in the grass picture grass picture of Rickey.  I love the pine branch coming in from the left.  REOWR!  You're relaxed, but alert and ready to catch any prey that might cross you.  Rickey, is wayyyy out in Saratoga, Oregon, but his humans would love to depart with their $300 for his return.  I am sure they will lavish him in gifts of duck liver and tuna brains to keep him happy and at home once he returns.

Beware of furry thing in Bushes

This sign shouldn't read "Call Bethany for help" it should read "call 911 for help".  Get our of your house now!  This cat isn't just some "friendly" lost cat, he's dangerous.  He's stalking you!  He's finding his way to tour soft belly, and waiting for the chance to pounce!  I have seen this too many times...  Bethany, get help now!

Oh wait, he has white paws, he's OK, just wants some tuna.

Wooo hoooo, now if only we found the E St. band.

We don't know who you are or how you did it, but Bruce is back.  Back with his humans, chillin' and eating livers like they were potato chips.  It's weird, you'd think that only a few people would be involved in the rescue effort, but really everyone had a role, even Duddles.  It's time for cake!

I love success stories.

WHAT are you doing with that....thing!

Hey Sasta, what in the heck have you gotten your paws onto.  Yuck, I think.  And where are you?  And how many fingers am I holding up?

OK, just call his humans if you see them, I hope hi didn't find any unexploded ordinance from Independence day.

Came from Abyssinia with a banjo on his knee

Maybe he's just trying to hitch hike back home, but we should all keep a lookout for Miles, the grey "blue" cat from Glen Park, San Francisco.  And he's a little guy, so if you see what you think is a weird rat lurking around in the dark, take a second glance, it might be miles taking care of your rodent infestation. 

Seriously though, Miles is a pretty strikingly nice looking kitty, I am sure his humans would appreciate some more belly scratching time with the little guy.

Ohhhhhh, those found cat posters make me PURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Another San Francisco kitty here found by some kind stranger.  Take a look at this cutie, I hope his humans find this poster and get reunited with A319853 (I imagine he has a better actual name, unless he is a robot, which would be OK, I am meowy for robot kittys too).  I hope he is really black and white and these people didn't just assume he was from the B&W photo. 

Oh and HURRY, before Animal "Care" and Control take good "care" of him!

Coming soon... PacNorthwest edition...

Watch out for Dr. Jeckyll

Who was the evil one, Dr. Jeckyll or Mr. Hyde.  I could guess, but I really don't know for sure.  Mr. Hyde up here looks pretty sweet and innocent, in his scratch my belly pose.  But it sounds like his evil side came out and he is now roaming the countryside, torturing and eating any small mammals that might get in his way.  Notice, the poster says if sighted.  Like Sasquatch or the Yeti,  I would not approach Mr. Hyde/Dr. Jeckyll, just call the emergency number and walk.. no RUN away!

That doesn't look like a cat!

Lost cat?  You lose you cat Twice a week?  On Tuesday and Thursday?

Oh I meow-it.  Lost cat dance party huh?  I wonder if it attracts all the lost kitties I have been posting about.  Hmm, maybe I should check it out tomorrow night.  Finally, my mission will be complete and I will reunite all the lost kitties with their humans!  And dance the night away! And maybe take some poppers!

BTW, that's a weird Bambi caught in some sea monsters hair picture, poor thing.

Loki! You little devil.

I am sure that one second after this photo was taken, you ripped off that arm and left your attacker with a bloody stump.  Good kitty.  I know why Bekka wants you back, it's hard to train a attack dread cat.  Well, once you are done sewing your wild killing spree oats, go back to Bekka and protect her from the evil in this world. How can we quench your thirst for human blood?

Success!!!!! No thanks to Duddles

YAY!  Mr. Darcy the orange tabby has been found!  What more can I say?

Mr. Darcy, MEVER ever do that again!  I never want to see your picture again.

Das katze!

Scheisse!  All I know about this little kitty is that they are lost in Germany, or maybe Switzerland.  And it looks like it rained since then.  Maybe this little guy found a schnitzle farm, or is nuzzling some voluptuous bavarian triple bock.  I'm sure he'll be fine!

There's a hair in my beer

This little lost kitty comes to us all the way from Amberly, New Zealand (the south island).  I am not sure if Maxine's humans took her to the Brew Moon brewery, but that is where this poster was posted.  She doesn't look like too much of a lush, but maybe after a sip or two of their great handcrafted beers, she lost all control and went on a bender.  Only God know what trouble she could have gotten into after that.  If you have seen her in the drunk tank or dancing for pennies on the street, please give her humans a call.

Everyone knows what happened to Ophelia

But won't consider the fate of the Shakspearean princess.  Look at the ears on this little darlin'  No wonder she is so scared, she has super hearing and can probably hear dogs barking in the next county.  Huh, six toes and missing some teeth.  I'd give you some tuna if i found you.

Oh me oh Maya!

 

Whoa a "PRICELESS" cat.  What, did you feed it gold?  I am looking all over for this cat.  I am gonna make a Mint when I return her and buy gold dust kitty litter.

Please sir, can i have some meow-er!

Oliver, where the heck are you.  Your humans even made a little shrine for you, but have you gone home yet?  NO!  You've been gone since Halloween, I bet someone ate all your Christmas presents by now.  Well, I hope you're having fun wherever you are, I know what cats like you get up to on the streets of the Mission!