Thursday, August 1, 2013

What's in a name?

Maybe you were lucky to escape an abusive home.  Maybe you were lucky and found a buried treasure of canned tuna and cap nip.  Once thing is certain, you have had a bit of a charmed life old man!  25!  MEOW!!! I hope you luck has not ran out yet.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Lost, one destroyer. Hide your fragilibles.

 HEY SHIVA!  WHERE ARE YOU!  CAN YOU HEAR ME!  HEY... YOU WITH THE FUR!

Phhsst!  Why am I even bothering.  Poor Shiva, your as deaf as a doornail.  But a sweet little guy and hope you find your way home. 

Wait, I thought you were more blue and had a few extra arms.

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Gonna start a revolution.

You little rebel.  Why don't you be a good kitty and get your hairy little butt home instead of trying to form kitty armies and over through governments.  Wait!  What are you doing in this picture, fishing.  Looks like you gotta big one on your line.  I hope you are living the fat life off of line caught fishy goodness.  Alright Che, enough fun stuff, get home and leave the fishing to your humans.

The kitty king

Hey Simba.  Akuna Matatta man!  Did you run off with Timone and Pumba again?  Max in SF is looking for you.  Why don't you stop being so stand-offish and make some friends, probably could get some free milks or tuna since you are hungry.  Then it's no worries for the rest of your life!

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Cat in a box... cat pulling a rope

Cat mimes are the best.  Look now he's chasing a mouse, now he's having his belly scratched, oh oh, what's he doing now?  Digging a hole.... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  I have totally seen this cat painted silver in Union Square.  Probably have even given him a few bucks.  He's definitely on of the better street cat performers out there.

Looking for love.. in all the wrong places.

This all seams kinda fishy to me.  And I don't mean in the smelly rotten fish I want to eat and roll around in.  Looks like this cute little guy is being put up for adoption.  I can't help but wonder why he is being kicked out of his current living situation.  Too needy for his humans.  They are dog people, so there is something definitely wrong with them. And where is his name?  What is going on here?!?!  He will be so much better off with his new home and at least these humans have the decency to make sure he gets a good home.

C. Diddy, where is you?

What the Meowin F!  Of course Puffy ran off.  You are too cheap to post a picture of the fuzzy little guy.  You probably don't splurge on a scratching post and make him poop in the kids sand box out back.  Of course you miss him, but he endured your living conditions long enough and is off to find his own fortune  in the world, from what I hear he is not doin' too bad, he's just gotta find something other than that tux to wear.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

A cat with 'stache?

Is Lu-lu craaaazy friendly, or just plain craaaazy to be hanging out with that hirsute-faced zomboid.  By the look in those eyes, craaaazy, and the warning seals it.  She'll come into your house steal your silvers, lick the TV screen, and poop on your pillows.  You can see in addition to this guys heart, she also stole all the flesh and tissue from his abdomen, he probably just wants to find out where she is hiding it, so he can glue it back on.  Probably torturing her in the process.  I am really mixed up on what to do about this case...

He's in the laboratory

Ewwww! What is that growing in your lost cat poster.  Initially it seems like sealing the paper in a sheet protector might be a good, and it would have probably been a better idea if yo placed the opening downwards so the rain wouldn't get in and the staples hold the sheet in.  Looks like that mutie six-toe Dexter has been missing since Santa visited, maybe he's up in the north pole helping beardo's elves, or eating the lazy ones.  But, on second consideration, if this poster survived all winter and into summer, maybe more people need to invest in sheet protectors, if they REALLY loved their lost kitties.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Rickey don't lose my number!

It's the only one you'll need.  You might use it when you feel better, when you get home.

And I get $300!  This is such a sexy, tiger in the grass picture grass picture of Rickey.  I love the pine branch coming in from the left.  REOWR!  You're relaxed, but alert and ready to catch any prey that might cross you.  Rickey, is wayyyy out in Saratoga, Oregon, but his humans would love to depart with their $300 for his return.  I am sure they will lavish him in gifts of duck liver and tuna brains to keep him happy and at home once he returns.