Is Lu-lu craaaazy friendly, or just plain craaaazy to be hanging out with that hirsute-faced zomboid. By the look in those eyes, craaaazy, and the warning seals it. She'll come into your house steal your silvers, lick the TV screen, and poop on your pillows. You can see in addition to this guys heart, she also stole all the flesh and tissue from his abdomen, he probably just wants to find out where she is hiding it, so he can glue it back on. Probably torturing her in the process. I am really mixed up on what to do about this case...
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
He's in the laboratory
Ewwww! What is that growing in your lost cat poster. Initially it seems like sealing the paper in a sheet protector might be a good, and it would have probably been a better idea if yo placed the opening downwards so the rain wouldn't get in and the staples hold the sheet in. Looks like that mutie six-toe Dexter has been missing since Santa visited, maybe he's up in the north pole helping beardo's elves, or eating the lazy ones. But, on second consideration, if this poster survived all winter and into summer, maybe more people need to invest in sheet protectors, if they REALLY loved their lost kitties.
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Rickey don't lose my number!
It's the only one you'll need. You might use it when you feel better, when you get home.
And I get $300! This is such a sexy, tiger in the grass picture grass picture of Rickey. I love the pine branch coming in from the left. REOWR! You're relaxed, but alert and ready to catch any prey that might cross you. Rickey, is wayyyy out in Saratoga, Oregon, but his humans would love to depart with their $300 for his return. I am sure they will lavish him in gifts of duck liver and tuna brains to keep him happy and at home once he returns.
And I get $300! This is such a sexy, tiger in the grass picture grass picture of Rickey. I love the pine branch coming in from the left. REOWR! You're relaxed, but alert and ready to catch any prey that might cross you. Rickey, is wayyyy out in Saratoga, Oregon, but his humans would love to depart with their $300 for his return. I am sure they will lavish him in gifts of duck liver and tuna brains to keep him happy and at home once he returns.
Beware of furry thing in Bushes
This sign shouldn't read "Call Bethany for help" it should read "call 911 for help". Get our of your house now! This cat isn't just some "friendly" lost cat, he's dangerous. He's stalking you! He's finding his way to tour soft belly, and waiting for the chance to pounce! I have seen this too many times... Bethany, get help now!
Oh wait, he has white paws, he's OK, just wants some tuna.
Oh wait, he has white paws, he's OK, just wants some tuna.
Monday, July 30, 2012
Wooo hoooo, now if only we found the E St. band.
We don't know who you are or how you did it, but Bruce is back. Back with his humans, chillin' and eating livers like they were potato chips. It's weird, you'd think that only a few people would be involved in the rescue effort, but really everyone had a role, even Duddles. It's time for cake!
I love success stories.
I love success stories.
WHAT are you doing with that....thing!
Hey Sasta, what in the heck have you gotten your paws onto. Yuck, I think. And where are you? And how many fingers am I holding up?
OK, just call his humans if you see them, I hope hi didn't find any unexploded ordinance from Independence day.
OK, just call his humans if you see them, I hope hi didn't find any unexploded ordinance from Independence day.
Friday, July 20, 2012
Came from Abyssinia with a banjo on his knee
Maybe he's just trying to hitch hike back home, but we should all keep a lookout for Miles, the grey "blue" cat from Glen Park, San Francisco. And he's a little guy, so if you see what you think is a weird rat lurking around in the dark, take a second glance, it might be miles taking care of your rodent infestation.
Seriously though, Miles is a pretty strikingly nice looking kitty, I am sure his humans would appreciate some more belly scratching time with the little guy.
Seriously though, Miles is a pretty strikingly nice looking kitty, I am sure his humans would appreciate some more belly scratching time with the little guy.
Ohhhhhh, those found cat posters make me PURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Another San Francisco kitty here found by some kind stranger. Take a look at this cutie, I hope his humans find this poster and get reunited with A319853 (I imagine he has a better actual name, unless he is a robot, which would be OK, I am meowy for robot kittys too). I hope he is really black and white and these people didn't just assume he was from the B&W photo.
Oh and HURRY, before Animal "Care" and Control take good "care" of him!
Coming soon... PacNorthwest edition...
Oh and HURRY, before Animal "Care" and Control take good "care" of him!
Coming soon... PacNorthwest edition...
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Watch out for Dr. Jeckyll
Who was the evil one, Dr. Jeckyll or Mr. Hyde. I could guess, but I really don't know for sure. Mr. Hyde up here looks pretty sweet and innocent, in his scratch my belly pose. But it sounds like his evil side came out and he is now roaming the countryside, torturing and eating any small mammals that might get in his way. Notice, the poster says if sighted. Like Sasquatch or the Yeti, I would not approach Mr. Hyde/Dr. Jeckyll, just call the emergency number and walk.. no RUN away!
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
That doesn't look like a cat!
Lost cat? You lose you cat Twice a week? On Tuesday and Thursday?
Oh I meow-it. Lost cat dance party huh? I wonder if it attracts all the lost kitties I have been posting about. Hmm, maybe I should check it out tomorrow night. Finally, my mission will be complete and I will reunite all the lost kitties with their humans! And dance the night away! And maybe take some poppers!
BTW, that's a weird Bambi caught in some sea monsters hair picture, poor thing.
Oh I meow-it. Lost cat dance party huh? I wonder if it attracts all the lost kitties I have been posting about. Hmm, maybe I should check it out tomorrow night. Finally, my mission will be complete and I will reunite all the lost kitties with their humans! And dance the night away! And maybe take some poppers!
BTW, that's a weird Bambi caught in some sea monsters hair picture, poor thing.
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