Beware of furry thing in Bushes

This sign shouldn't read "Call Bethany for help" it should read "call 911 for help".  Get our of your house now!  This cat isn't just some "friendly" lost cat, he's dangerous.  He's stalking you!  He's finding his way to tour soft belly, and waiting for the chance to pounce!  I have seen this too many times...  Bethany, get help now!

Oh wait, he has white paws, he's OK, just wants some tuna.