Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, pig pen?

Breaker breaker CB! We got a lost kitty here! Yeah he's super friendly and lovable! 10-4 good buddies, let's lasso up convoy and git this little rascal home!

Meow! This one was an oldey, so i hope little CB radioed his cat guardian and is no loner lost in SF like the rest of us.

Where is Bags!

OH MY MEOW!  It's almost been a whole year and NO cats have been lost! I thought I might have to retire in Egypt (the worlds biggest cat box!), but no, an omen! A harbinger! A warning! A prophsey! Not some writing on a wall, but a page taped on a pole.  BAGS! You silly little kitty, why oh why have you wondered off...

Wait, your other picture...Are you dead!

Oh, you are just bags, not a cat but bags.  I will call you and hairball hack into your ear silly human! THis sacred space is reserved for feline pursuits, but i hope this isn't just the beginning of the end!