Tuesday, August 28, 2012

A cat with 'stache?

Is Lu-lu craaaazy friendly, or just plain craaaazy to be hanging out with that hirsute-faced zomboid.  By the look in those eyes, craaaazy, and the warning seals it.  She'll come into your house steal your silvers, lick the TV screen, and poop on your pillows.  You can see in addition to this guys heart, she also stole all the flesh and tissue from his abdomen, he probably just wants to find out where she is hiding it, so he can glue it back on.  Probably torturing her in the process.  I am really mixed up on what to do about this case...

He's in the laboratory

Ewwww! What is that growing in your lost cat poster.  Initially it seems like sealing the paper in a sheet protector might be a good, and it would have probably been a better idea if yo placed the opening downwards so the rain wouldn't get in and the staples hold the sheet in.  Looks like that mutie six-toe Dexter has been missing since Santa visited, maybe he's up in the north pole helping beardo's elves, or eating the lazy ones.  But, on second consideration, if this poster survived all winter and into summer, maybe more people need to invest in sheet protectors, if they REALLY loved their lost kitties.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Rickey don't lose my number!

It's the only one you'll need.  You might use it when you feel better, when you get home.

And I get $300!  This is such a sexy, tiger in the grass picture grass picture of Rickey.  I love the pine branch coming in from the left.  REOWR!  You're relaxed, but alert and ready to catch any prey that might cross you.  Rickey, is wayyyy out in Saratoga, Oregon, but his humans would love to depart with their $300 for his return.  I am sure they will lavish him in gifts of duck liver and tuna brains to keep him happy and at home once he returns.

Beware of furry thing in Bushes

This sign shouldn't read "Call Bethany for help" it should read "call 911 for help".  Get our of your house now!  This cat isn't just some "friendly" lost cat, he's dangerous.  He's stalking you!  He's finding his way to tour soft belly, and waiting for the chance to pounce!  I have seen this too many times...  Bethany, get help now!

Oh wait, he has white paws, he's OK, just wants some tuna.